Basketball Team Loses Again! To Bradley!!!!

Our mid-major head coach just got outcoached by Jim Les...freaking Jim Les...a real mid-major coach. Can't wait for the dorky white guys who live south of Interstate 80 to make excuses for this one! The current state of Illinois athletics under Ron Guenther: BLEAK.

Basketball Team Blows a 16 Point Lead

and loses to a bad Utah team that just lost at home to freaking Seattle! I am so glad we have a mid-major head coach!! Is it true Coach Guenther was in Vegas? If so, did he call BAMM an "idiot" after the game?

Combine this with the football team being clowned on national tv and it was certainly a Black Friday for Fighting Illini sports!

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Still proud to be an Illini?

Any Team Can Have A Bad Decade!!!!

But for Illinois football under Ron Guenther, it's the same old thing. Props to our pay Lindsey Willhite of the Daily Herald for this graph. Illinois is 26-54 in Big 10 play in this decade, above only Indiana. Great job Ron!!!! Also, Lindsey calls out the ridiculous scheduling by St. Guenther...15 nonconference games against BCS schools! BOGGLE!!!!!


I'll wait for Loren Tate or some other East Central Illinois Media Elite Zealot (ECIMEZ) to say Lindsey has an agenda. Lindsey is from Champaign!

Dollar Store Approach to Intercollegiate Athletics=UI REPRESENT!

Illinois is tenth in expenditures among Big 10 schools, only Northwestern is lower. Ya gotta spend money (you know, like having a 7th home game) to make money, Coach Guenther!! This includes buying out the lousy football coaches you hired instead of waiting an extra year to fire them!!!! Ron, please retire!

Zook Sounds Frustrated On Football Schedule

Blame your boss, the Football Guy!! "The schedule has done the Illini few favors, starting their season against a solid Missouri team on the road and then kicking off the Big Ten season against ranked Ohio State and Penn State."We're trying to get seven or eight home games in this stadium," said Zook, who will have coached the Illini in six home games this season"

This is the best part: Asked how much input a coach should have in making the schedule with the athletic director, Zook said, "As much as the boss allows him."

81-124-2. 5 bowl games in 18 seasons, and never consecutive bowl games

Does anyone other than the wanker from Hudson, Ohio think Ron Guenther is the best AD in the country? Props to Herb Gould of the Chicago Sun-Times for this nugget: "it also extends to his overambitious boss, athletic director Ron Guenther, who gave Illinois an endless, perilous schedule." Ron, YOU IDIOT!

Men's Track Coach Abruptly Resigns

Wayne Angel suddenly resigned yesterday. Since 2007, his teams never finished higher than sixth in the conference and three times finished ninth or tenth!!!

Another awesome hire by the best AD in the country! Where are you non-revenue sports zealots hiding today? Tumble Inn?

Ron Guenther's #1 Fan in the ECI Media: Loren Tate

We get it, Loren. You think Coach Guenther is the best AD in UI history...never mind a) 81-123-2 football team; b) 6 home games for 4 years through 2010; c) 5 bowl games in 17 seasons, and will be 18 barring a miracle finish; d) Warren, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

I lost track how many times Loren used "I" or "me" in this column. Good to see it's all about you, Loren!

What smells worse? The stench from the south farms on a windy day or this article, a piece of fish wrap from East Central Illinois?

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It would be so Illinois football to beat Northwestern and be bowl-ineligible by losing at Cincinnati. Smart scheduling, Football Guy! While you're at it, how about scheduling a road game at Boise State, even though they will play a road game without a return game in Boise!

Illinois Out Of The ESPN Bottom 10!!!!!!

Give Coach Guenther a lifetime contract! Not....

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Thanks to Rich Rodriguez, we get another year of the Rons. Meantime, why the hell is Ron Guenther at Tumble Inn on a Friday night? Is he scheduling more games in Detroit while at the bar? BOGGLE!