Monday, May 16, 2011

GUENTHER OUT AS OF JULY 1, 2011!!!! VICTORY OVER RON GUENTHER DAY!!




Yes my friends, today is truly a Happy Monday! Lord Guenther, he of 88-132-2, 6 bowl games in 19 years, a major NCAA violation, calling Warren Carter an "idiot" while seated on press row, eliminating the men's swimming program, and getting paid $600,000 per year is GAWN!!!!


Honestly, it's a feeling of shock and happiness! What does the future hold? We don't know, but hopefully the next AD has a clue about marketing, winning, etc.


We will offer suggestions in the coming days, but for now, excuse us while we puff puff pass and drink some microbrews in celebration!!


P.S. Can someone send a whambulance to Hudson, Ohio?

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

OK I'm done now.

Happy Monday Illini fans!

Next up- FIRE BRUCE WEBER

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FRG, what's with the man-crush for Hudson, OH?

12:04 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

Guenther may soon be gone, but remember that his legacy will live on through 2016, when the football team travels to Kalamazoo to play Western Michigan. Thanks for that lovely parting gift, Ron!

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The most frightened trio in Champaign today: Ron Zook, Bruce Weber and Jolette Law.

6:47 PM  

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